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DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide accompaniment to Spanish music.
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Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
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Oliver's law of location: No matter where you go, there you are.
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Stewart's law of retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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Green's law of debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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