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"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
it closed.'"
- Monica Lewinski
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
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If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
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"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or
fattening"
Sent by Moses
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Women say all men are the same, but they
have no problem telling you how
different you are from Mel Gibson.
Sent by mike
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