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Margaret Thatcher: In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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Wendy Liebman: I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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Erica Jong: You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
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Dolly Parton: I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
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"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your own Easter eggs."
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