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"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'" -- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast.
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"I think if we all acted the way we really felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing." -- Jim Carrey on the human condition in the London Observer.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams
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Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in here dreams. - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin
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