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"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."
-- Gallagher --
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-George Carlin
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women
want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show
me somebody naked."
-Jerry Seinfield
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many
men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
-Jay Leno
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne
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