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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
-- P. J. O'Rourke --
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
-- Will Rodgers --
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"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."
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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than
each other."
-- Ann Landers --
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"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."
-- Alfred Hitchcock --
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