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There once was a man from Dundee
Who was fucking an ape in a tree.
The results were most horrid:
All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee!
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There once was a lass from Seattle
Who had a habit of sucking off cattle,
'Till a bull from the south
Shot a load in her mouth
And made her ovaries rattle!
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A certain young man of St. Paul
Consistently practiced withdrawal.
This quaint predilection
Created such friction,
He soon had no foreskin at all.
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There was a young lady of Bhore
Who was courted by gallants galore.
Their ardent protestin'
She found interestin',
And ended her life as a virgin.
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A young baseball fan named Miss Glend
Was the home team's best rooter and friend,
But for her the big league
Never held the intrigue
Of a bat with two ball at the end.
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