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submitted by mel & nan
There once was a girl from the East
who had a bad case of the yeast
her guy said "pish, pish"
"it smells like dead fish"
"and that's a smell I don't like in the least"
Send this poem to a friend 1 There once was a man from Horton,
Who had one long ball and one short one,
To make up for his loss,
He had a cock like a hoss,
And could fart like a 650 Norton.
Sent by Dale
Send this poem to a friend 2 It Hurts
I'm sure you can't imagine
it's as simple as can be
the place is very private
the players are he and she
She whispers softly it will hurt
of course not he replied
It's just a simple proscess
lay back and close your eyes
She say's I'm rather frightned
I've never done this before
He wanted to continue
it won't hurt much more
It's getting rather painfull
as tears come to her eyes
it's hurting something awful
it must be quite a size
Calm yourself my darling
the pleasure refolds your sin
Now open slightly
so I can fit more in
Suddenly with a jerk
she gave a shout
Now that it's all over with
He slowly pulled it out
*Now if you read this carefully
you will find
it's not what you think
it's just your dirty mind
It is just a visit to the dentist!!!
Sent by Tamara
Send this poem to a friend 3 There once was a man named Houdini,
Who spilled some Gin on his weenie.
Said his date, "How uncouth!".
So he poured on some Vermouth,
And slipped the young girl a martini!
Sent by NINA
Send this poem to a friend 4
There once was a man from Boston
Who had a very small Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas,...
His balls hung out and he lost 'em!
Send this poem to a friend 5