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Mary had a little lamb, its coat was full of fleas, but even worse the little crap, had foot and mouth desease Sent by Jono
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There once was a lass from Kilbride, who lost her vibrator inside, she went to the doctor to see it and so he decided to free it He opened her up and filled her with grease, he pulled on the base and out it did ease Now she's got a husband, the dildo is no use, the only problem is for him, her pussy feels too loose Sent by Dan
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NET FRUSTRATION I've been sat here hours, my eyes are feeling sore, I'm staying up all night, because I'm looking to score. The Net causes frustration, because I can't get sex for free, I search and search for hours, but I need a credit card to see. I bought myself a web cam, so I can chat and play, but I don't see any ladies, so I wish that I was gay. Is there anyone out there, who is as lonely as me? staring at my screen, I wish that I could see Hang on - who is this? It is a female figure, she looks like my Grandma, but my Grandma is slimmer. She says her name is Helga, so I ask about the weather, but she thinks I'm a bore, because I'm not into leather. I start to look for more, by now, I know the score, but Sarah B won't answer and Lisa X is busy. But wait - I must be dreaming, I see a blonde lady, I smile at her picture and she smiles back at me. She speaks, but I can't hear, She hears but now can't see, I think my PC's broken, Why does this happen to me? She is looking puzzled and I can't seem to fix it but I can't wait to start, I guess I'll have to risk it. I think I am in love, I hope she feels the same, Oh, damn my PC's crashed ! But boy, how I just came ! Sent by ANON
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A daring young maid from Dubuque Risked a rather decided rebuke By receiving a prude In the absolute nude, But he gasped, "If you only could cook!"
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Hey Masturbater (To The Tune Of Macarena) Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona, Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona, Hey Masturbata!!! I go a little faster and it's feeling kind of nicea, Once is not enough so I have to do it twicea, If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea, Hey Masturbata!!! I use some baby oil or a little vaselina, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana, Never shake my hand cos you don't know where its beena, Hey Masturbata!!! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, One hand on the wheel and the other on my meata, I can't get out the car cos I'm sticking to the seata, Hey Masturbata!!! Since I was a kid I have been a mastubater, Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata, I've looked at Miss November, now I'm gonna decorata, Hey Masturbata!!!! Sent by Paul
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