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There was an announcer named Herschel
Whose habits became controversial,
Because when out wooing
Whatever he was doing
At ten he'd insert his commercial.
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There once was a young man named Lanny
The size of whose prick was uncanny.
His wife, the poor dear,
Took it into her ear,
And it came out the hole in her fanny.
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A Chinaman hailing from Woozee
Once laid an American floozie.
"How different," he cried,
As he slid it inside,
"To diddle a vertical coozie!"
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There was a young fellow named Louvies
Who tickled his girl in the boovies,
And as she contorted,
He looked down and snorted,
"My prick wants to get in your movies!"
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In the soap opera heard in Gomorrah,
The heroine wakes up in horror
To find that a prick
Nearly three inches thick
Is halfway up her tune-in-tomorrow.
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