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Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
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The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She says, "Father, I never wears panties under my habit." The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar.
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A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You put it around your neck!" The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
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How do you know when you have a serious overbite? When beaver starts tasting like shit.
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