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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? Fake an orgasm.
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Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" The second farmer replies,"No I ain't." The first farmer says, "Yeah, it's a big yielding variety. The stalk don't grow too big, but the ears are tremendous!"
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Answering Machine Recording: "You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now.......Now press the other one."
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What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."
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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip? He put it on.
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