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Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to my stomach. Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it. Patient sticks out his tongue...
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Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time? A: She managed to squeeze them both in.
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for you girls... Why is 88 better than 69? You get 8 twice.
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A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
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Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.
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