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Why do priests wear shorts in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
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How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off? When you find a string in your bloody mary.
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Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men? Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off.
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Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it. b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in. c) The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turn into a roastbeef sandwich and a sixpack.
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Why don't witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on the broom.
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