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A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations,"
said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied,
"Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
Send this joke to a friend 1 "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend.
"I gave a poor beggar $25."
"Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your
husband say?"
"He said, 'Thank you'. "
Send this joke to a friend 2 It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas
Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off
so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand
of trees, Shaun brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to
look at it. "Well, Paddy, What do you think?"
"Sorry, Shaun, this tree won't do. Let's try another one". They come upon
another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it. "How
about this one, Paddy?" "Not quite, Shaun. Let's keep looking".
This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Shaun are cold, tired, and
hungry. "Well, Paddy, what do we do now?" "Shaun, I think we should take
home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."
Send this joke to a friend 3 In a recent scientific research project, it was proved
that Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.
That's why after a six pack you can't drive.
Send this joke to a friend 4 Why do Farts stink?
So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Send this joke to a friend 5