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Today's jokes[12.17.01]

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What is grey and comes in quarts?

An Elephant. 



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Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!
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There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."
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What do Arabs do on saturday night? They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
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A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."
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