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Today's jokes[12.17.01]
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
An Elephant.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy!
Send this joke to a friend 2 There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren
behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns
around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."
Send this joke to a friend 3 What do Arabs do on saturday night?
They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
Send this joke to a friend 4 A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask
her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."
Send this joke to a friend 5