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What's the definition of a real loser? A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.
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There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The Cow said, "I feed my babies milk." She went on to the horse. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "HORSE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" "I feed my babies hay." said the horse. Finally she came to a snake. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The snake said, "I feed my babies wide mouth frogs." So the frog said, with her mouth really small, "Oh, is that so."
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Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!
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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's cherry!
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What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from from snatching a kiss....
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