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An amateur translator from English to Japanese happened to find a temporary job. The first he has to do is this; " Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker." Because the Japanese translator does not have a sense to understand the above, his work in Japanese reads; "Don't go the extra mile, or it reveals you as an incompetent slacker like your boss."
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Young Kristin, the editor of our trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Kristin called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Kristin's face. "An ID ten T error?" What's that in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an ID ten T error before?" "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So she pulled out a piece of paper and marked down, I-D-one-zero-T, and stared at it for a second while Wes beat a hasty retreat. Needless to say he gave Kristin's desk a wide berth the rest of the day.
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One day, on a notice board, a message was written: "A parker pn lost if found plz return to me" The next day, another notice was put up: "If anybody finds a E plz add it to the spelling of PEN"
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