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As a younger man, I was in great shape. As an airline pilot , I was required to have a Flight physical every six months. The nurse took the basic data, weight, height, and blood pressure. My pressure was good, but the heart rate was below 40 beats per minute. "I cannot put that number down. You'll be denied a physical.",she said. "What can I do?", I replied. She held my hand and winked,saying, "Just think about that for a minute!" Retaking my blood pressure and heart rate, she stated, "53 will be OK, but you really know how to hurt a girl!" Floyd Coons, (retired) Northwest Airlines Sent by Robert
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Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven." "I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know where your way to the post office."
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There's a new church that opened recently in Southern California. It's called "The Church of the Divine Helping". Communion is an all-you-can-eat affair. They focus on prayer breakfasts, community brunches, business outreach lunches, ladies teas, and (of course) potluck dinners. The church's motto: "God helps those who help themselves."
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