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I work for an internet provider, as tech support. So I get all the goofy calls... One day, an older lady called the service obviously knowing nothing about computers. She said that we (the Internet company) had given her a virus. I asked her how that was possible. She told me that her computer wouldn't go on. I asked her if she had pushed the power button.... She said yes that she had pushed the button twice and it still didn't go on. (I had to call everyone and tell them)
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The classically minded among us may have noted a new TV ad for Microsoft's Internet Explorer e-mail program which uses the musical theme of the "Confutatis Maledictis" from Mozart's Requiem. "Where do you want to go today?" is the cheery line on the screen, while the chorus sings "Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis." For those of you who have not studied Latin, this translates to "The damned and accursed are consigned to the flames of hell." Good to know that Microsoft has done its research!
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After the worldwide strike of the "I LOVE YOU VIRUS," reports are already coming in that the virus is mutating into several stages. Within the next few hours, expect to see: The original "I love you" virus The "I like you alot" virus The "You're nice, but I just want to be friends" virus The "Look, it was just a date...don't get clingy" virus The "Okay, I think its best if we don't have anymore contact" virus The "It was late, I was drunk, you were easy" virus The "Stop calling me, you unfeeling jerk" virus The "That's it, I hate you and your stupid dog" virus and finally, The "You have made an enemy today, prepare to be boarded" virus
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