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the walgreen's pharmacy was broken into and a large amount of viagra was taken. the local police said to be on the look out for two hardened criminals.
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Anything for an A A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "*Anything*." His voice softens. "*Anything*??" "*Anything*." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?" - A TRUE STORY (FROM DARTMOUTH)
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Go into Wendy's around 9:00 p.m. Nobody in the store. I ordered a Frosty. The guy at the counter pushed the little button on his register and leaned into the microphone and said "Frosty". He then proceeded to turn around and draw the drink HIMSELF! I asked why he used the mike, and his response was, "That's the way I was trained to do it. If I don't, I get confused".
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