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The Wipe-Up Find a friend who likes to show off or prove himself all the time, then tell them you have a test of speed and reaction for them and that you think you are faster. what you do is pour some water on a tile floor (a puddle about 10" wide works well), grab a fork and a towel and tell them you think you can wipe up the water before they poke you with the fork. Also tell them that you are really quick and to make it fair they need to sit on the floor near the puddle with their legs spread to the sides so the puddle is between their knees. Here is where the fun stuff comes in, tell them to go on three, then start counting (all the while you are holding the towel) one - two - th....grab their feet and drag their ass through it Sent by Keith
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"A Baby Shredder" A mini shredding machine -- as advertised in the local paper.
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In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got the consent of the King and the King gave them placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F. U. C. K. on it (Fornication Under Consent of the King).
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