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Can you imagine working for this organization? It has less than 550 employees with the following statistics: *29 have been accused of spousal abuse *7 have been arrested for fraud *19 have been accused of writing bad checks *117 have bankrupted at least two businesses *3 have been arrested for assault *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit *14 have been arrested on drug related charges *8 have been arrested for shoplifting *21 are current defendants in lawsuits *In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving Can you guess which organization this is? Give up? It's the 535 members of The United States Congress; the same group that cranks the laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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English comedian John Cleese, of Monty Python fame, was asked to describe the difference between British and American people. In reply Cleese said that there were three basic differences from the British viewpoint: 1. "We speak English and you don't." 2. "When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play, as well." 3. "When you meet the head of state in Great Britain, you only have to go down on one knee."
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A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, "ROAR," step, step, "ROAR," all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."
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