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Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big
crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and
flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
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When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."
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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
should automatically disqualify you.
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When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After
school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he
would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncle Caveman was a bear.
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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