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Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind
overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out
of some asshole who desperately needs it.
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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like
fuck!!!!
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Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
his neighbour.
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Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
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