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It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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Incest. A game the whole family can play.
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"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good way to catch supervillains. But since this is real life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot idea after all." - David James
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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series
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After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
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