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Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.
(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)



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There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. --- Jack E. Leonard
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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there. Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind. --- John Ehrlichman
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - - - Joseph Heller
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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight. --- from "The Greatest American Hero"
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