| Archives | Lists | Random | Register | Tell Joke | Links | About |
Pokern |
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count; everything that counts can't necessarily be counted. (Einstein)
Send this quote to a friend
1
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.
Send this quote to a friend
2
Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
Send this quote to a friend
3
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Send this quote to a friend
4
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. (Anamaniacs)
Send this quote to a friend
5
| Today's Jokes Today's Stories Today's Poems |
| Jump to |