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Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 



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"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster." - Lewis Carroll
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Q: Why is Life so strange? A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it. - Dr. Nell Hartley
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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it." - William A. Orton
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