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I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything, But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.
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At bedtime, when my wife asks "Is everything shut-up for the night ?" I always patiently reply, "Everything 'else' is, dear."
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My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately. Something she agreed with is eating her.
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My wife claims her car is so old, that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled !
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When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure. The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.
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