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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
(3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David
Letterman
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen
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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
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Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French,
the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
Italians.
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