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There once was a man from Sydney Who stuck it in up to her kidney But a man from Quebec Got it up to her neck He had a big one didn't he!
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The Camel The sexual needs of a camel are greater than anyone thinks. For once in a moment of passion it attempted to ravish the Sphinx. The Sphinx's posterior entrance was clogged by the sands of the Nile, which accounts for the hump on the camel and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile :) Sent by FLG
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There was a young gal from Montana Who had an affair with a banana. She hugged it and squeezed it, Loved it and teased it, and said "It tastes better than a mana."
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Hey!! This isn't a joke but it's a poem: Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game. Boys get all the pleasure, Girls get all the pain. He says that he loves you, And you believe it's true, But when your stomach starts to swell, He says to hell with you. 15 minutes of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days in the hospital, A baby with no name. The baby is a bastard, The mother is a whore. It never would have happened, If the rubber hadn't tore. Thanks Sent by Zoe_112
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There was a young lady named Knox Who kept a pet snake in her box. It was trained not to hiss When she sat down to piss, But would nibble the noggins off cocks.
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