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When I was young, I had no sense, Stuck my dick in an electric fence. It curled my hairs, it tickled my balls, It made me crap my overalls.
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I met her on the internet and I couldn't keep from staring She had the coolest font I'd ever seen She was Microsoft, mathmatical, and IBM compatible And fireworks exploded on my screen Well, my cursor started blinking like the beating of my heart And my modem started singing, thinking this could be the start Chorus: Of a Techie Love -- between us With the latest gadgetry Techie love can be the sweetest world wide web we weave Well I courted her with e-mail and with roses from my clip art I sent romantic faxes everyday Though I'm kinda shy to tell, heck, I wrote poems that I spell checked And I bought her software from Comp USA We were wonderful together how she made me feel so fine And we planned a simple wedding on America On-Line Chorus: And there was techie love between us....... Then one day there was lightning and it caused some power surges And you should have seen the look upon my face Cause I wasn't surge protected, or backed up like you'd expect, it blew my files somewhere out to cyberspace Well now nothing lasts forever, I know even good things pass, So I knew that it was over on the day the hard drive crashed Chorus: On the techie love between us....... She's gone, and it megahertz It's like a virus, only worse She's gone, but I can't wait I'll get a new computer that has windows Y2K Chorus: And there'll be techie love........ c 1998 Mark Hankins
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There once was a monkey named Spunky, Who was always referred to as chunky. So he went on a diet, He shouldn't have tried it. He became anorexic and died. Sent by Mike F.
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I love the way... I love the way you make me feel inside, I live the way you make me realize that i can't live with out you. I hope you feel the same way too. I love the way you wear your hat, Why don't we wrestle on the mat? But remember this one thing if you mess with me, You will pay dearly. Anyone who gets in the way of me loving you will have to pay. I love the way you stare at me, And you probaly love the way iI don't care. We can take a walk by the lake, Then later on bake a cake. I love the way your love for me is not fake, Because that would be a big mistake. I love the way you love me, And most of all I love the way you love me. Sent by April
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There once was a man from Madras With testicles made of spun glass When he rubbed them together They played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass Sent by karen
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