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Mary had a little lamb (The sad European version) Mary had a little lamb, its coat was full off fleas, but even worse the little cunt had foot and mouth disease. Mary had a little lamb, its mouth was full of blisters, but now its on a bonfire, with all its brothers and sisters. Sent by Jack
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i'm sick i've got a virus i'm sickety-sick i feel like a used tissue ickety-ick my head is congested mucous overload if i blow my nose once more, i will explode! i'm whiny,i'm cranky , i'm stuck in my bed my face is puke green and my nose is bright red! my eyes are all bloodshot my nostrils are crusting; this sickness has made me look Truly Disgusting i cough and i sneeze spreading germs everywhere my room is a health hazard- Visitors BEWARE!! being sick is no fun in fact,it's a pain i'm told i'll get better soon! untill then...i'll complain by, gabrielle
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Mary Mary quite contrary bought a dildo lost your cherry bought another, freaked your mother, now you have sex alone. Sent by Kendall
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If the river was made of whiskey, And I a diving duck, I'd swim down to the bottom, And drink myself back up. Sent by Amy
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"If the skirts got any shorter" said the typist with a blush... "There'd be two more lips to powder and lots more hair to brush!"
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