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There once was a fellow named Clyde, Who fell in an outhouse and died. Along came his brother Who fell in another, And now they're interred side by side.
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There once was a man from Sutter, Who used to jerk off in the gutter, Till the tropical sun, Played hell on his gun, And turned all his cream into butter.
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Two elephants named Harry and Fay Could not kiss with their trunks in the way. So they boarded a plane, They're now kissing in Maine, Because their trunks got sent to L.A.
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A modest young girl named Oola Once donned a grass skirt to dance Hula A cow ate the grass Exposing her ass Now she's no longer modest but coola
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There was a young man from Lyme Who couldn't get limericks to sound right. When asked why not It was said that he thought They were overly long and far to complex, possibly even dull.
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