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There was a young vampire called Mabel Whose periods were very unstable. One night by the moon, She pulled out a spoon And drank herself under the table.
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While in Athens a tourist named Joan Told her guide, with a trace of a groan, "Though a fuck is just fine when I'm lying supine It's a pain in the ass when I'm prone!"
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There once was a girl of Siam Who said to her lover, young Kiam "If you take me, of course, You must do it by force But, thank God, you're stronger than I am."
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From a niche in the crypt at Saint Giles Came a sound which resounded for miles. "My goodness gracious," Said Father Ignatius. "I forgot that the Bishop has piles."
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There once was old Chinese drunk, Who set sail away on his junk, While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, Till he floated away in the spunk.
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