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I'd cross the hottest desert, I'd swim the deepest sea, I'd climb the highest mountain, But I can't come over tonight because it's raining.
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To the tune of 'Yesterday': Leprocy, bits and pieces falling off of me, I'm not half the man I used to be, Oh I contracted Leprocy.
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There was a young girl named Prentice Who had an affair with her dentist. He used anathesia Which made things quite easier And diddled her non compos mentis.
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There once was a man of Belfast Whose balls out of iron were cast. He managed somehow To bugger a sow, Thus you get pig-iron, at last.
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There was a young man from south Boston Who's car was a small compact Austin. There was just room inside For his hair and his hide, But his balls still hung out, so he lost 'em.
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