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A gay prison chaplain named Locke Had a passion for hard convict cock. For his ass-holey ways In his alcatraz days, He was nicknamed the piece of the rock.
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A gardener named Kenneth McDeare Likes plants more than women, we fear. "He's hardly perennial." Say folks who know Kenny well. "He only comes up once a year"
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There was a young man from Rangoon Whose farts could be heard to the moon. When you'd least expect 'em, They'd burst from his rectum With the force of a raging typhoon.
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An efficient young fellow named Dave Said, "Think of the time that I save By avoiding vacations, And sexy relations, And taking a crap while I shave."
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There was a girl from the five and ten Who diddled herself with a fountain pen. The top came off, The ink went wild, And now she's the mother of a coloured child.
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