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There was a young gigolo named Bruno Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know. While women are fine, And sheep are divine, Lama's are numero uno!"
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There was a young couple named Kelly Who were seemly connected at belly, Because in their haste They used library paste Which they thought was vaginal jelly.
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There was a young lady from Brewster Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her, But her panties were thin And my finger slipped in And it still just don't smell like it used ter.
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The Best!! A weary old lecher named Blott Took a luscious young blonde on his yacht. Too lazy to rape her, He made darts out of paper, Which he leisurely tossed at her twat.
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An agreeable girl named Miss Doves Likes to jack off the young men she loves. She will use her bare fist If the fellows insist But she really prefers to wear gloves.
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