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There was a young fellow named Perkin Who always was jerkin his gerkin. His wife said, "Now Perkin, Stop jerking your gerkin, You're shirking your firking, you bastard."
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There was a young man named Lanny The size of whose prick was uncanny. His wife, the poor dear, Took it in her ear And it came out the hole in her fanny.
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A certain young fellow named Dick Liked to feel a girl's hand on his prick. He taught them to fool With his rigid old tool Till the cream shot out, white and thick.
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There was a young man from Malacca Who always slept on his left knacker. One saturday night, He slept on his right, And his knacker went off like a cracker.
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There was a young lady of Clewer Who was riding a bike when it threw her. A man saw her there With her legs in the air And seized the occasion to screw her.
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