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There is a young nurse in Japan Who lifts men by their pricks to the pan. A trick of Jujitsu And either this shits you Or makes you feel more like a man.
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There once was a writer named Twain Who had a peculiar stain Surrounding the head Of his prick, it was red And it was said to wash off in the rain.
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The nipples of Sarah Strong, When excited, are twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong.
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There once was a man from Kartomb Who was exceedingly fond of the womb. He thought nothing finer Than the human vagina, So he kept three of four in his room
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There once was a man from St. Pauls Who used to perform in the halls. His favorite trick Was to stand on his prick And roll off the stage on his balls.
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