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Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ? A. Sheep.
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Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ? A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !
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Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist? A: They both fuck up bowings.
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Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
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