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Q: Who makes more money, a whore or a drug pusher?
A: The whore because she can lick her crack and use it again.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished a jigsaw puzzle
in only a couple of months?
A: Because on the box it said "from 2-4 years."
Send this joke to a friend 2 Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Send this joke to a friend 3 Q. Why wasn't jesus born in the U.S.A ?
A. Because god couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Send this joke to a friend 4 Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot ?
A. Because you couldn't get that much shit into a shoe.
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