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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? Scared the hell out of the dog.
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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
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The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one night stand. But he couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't already in one. "I can't help feeling that we've met before." he said. "Yeah, I know." sighed the girl stretching. "It happens to me a lot. I think they call this 'deja screw'.
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Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want to get a sex change.
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An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,"You know, 50 years ago, we were probably sitting here buck naked." The woman said, "Why don't we try that again?" So they stripped and sat down at the table again. Soon the old woman said, "Honey, my titties are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago." The man replied, "Of course they are dear, one's in your oatmeal and the others in your coffee!"
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