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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"
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Six stages of married life: 1: Tri-weekly 2: Try weekly 3: Try weakly 4. Try oysters 5: Try anything 6: Try to remember
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? Darling.
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Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it would look silly with six inches.
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A husband said to his wife "Get your coat on love, it's time to go to the pub." She replied "But you NEVER take me out." "I'm not," said the husband, "but I'm turning the heating off before I go."
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