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A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and places his tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: "I'm sorry Sir, this is a clock shop not a cock shop." "Well, put two hands and a face on this." replies the man.
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WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE! (you have to bring your own)
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If god had wanted us to run around naked, we would have been born that way.
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What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.
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How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye.
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