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This is an honest-to-God, true story. About 20 years ago, when I was a young girl, and prettier than now, I got all dolled-up for New Year's Eve, with a long floor length gown, as was the custom, then. I was especially dressed up, because, as I said, it was New Year's Eve. My husband took me to the Casinos in Atlantic City, and we were seated at a table, playing Blackjack, for about a half hour, and the other players and dealer were staring and staring at me, something fierce !!. I thought to myself, WOW, I must look BEAUTIFUL, tonight ! (You know how we all feel, when we are dressed to the hilt, and have new duds on. Ha. Ha. ) SO, I thought, this was the case, and was feeling SO GOOD! All of a sudden, I lost a hand, where I had foolishly placed a $25.00 bet (Don't forget, that cheap me, had been playing only $2.00, a hand, prior to this). I said to myself: "OH SHIT, I LOST!!!!!!!", and placed my left hand on my head. HOLY COW !! At that very moment, I touched Hair Rollers, on my head. I whispered to my husband, "Take my money, and meet me at the Ladie's Room, I'm not coming back". I was so humiliated, I wanted to die. When I reached the Mirror in the bathroom, and looked, I had three pink rollers on the right side of my head, and 3 green rollers on the left side of my head. Can you believe this person, I'm married to? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I can laugh now, but it was VERY Embarrasing ! When he met me at the Bathroom, and I started to fight, he calmly told me "Well, I DIDN'T KNOW ! I thought, this was a new fashion, so I didn't say anything! Sent by Elena
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The is at the bottom of this actual interview, but you'll need to read the article to appreciate it...enjoy! This is a verbatim extract from a National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and Army LT.GEN. Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation. ---------------------------- Interviewer: "So, LT.GEN. Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure holiday?" LTGEN Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" LTGEN Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range." Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" LTGEN Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm." Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." LTGEN Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?" DEAD AIR.....NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.. Sent by Brian
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A van carrying a dozen movie stuntmen on the way to a film location in the mountains spun out of control on the icy road, crashed through a guardrail, rolled down a 90-foot embankment, turned over, and burst into flames. There were no injuries.
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