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Judges don't always seem to make sense. A man found himself in front of a judge on two matters. In the first, the man's wife was trying to get a divorce because he was impotent. In the second, his secretary wanted child support. The man lost both cases!
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New White House Pet President Bill Clinton has purchased yet another pet for the White House to keep his cat and dog company. The 18 yr. old horse was delivered to the White House yesterday. Mr. Clinton took the afternoon off to ride the new arrival which he has named "Missie". Mr. Clinton did not allow the press to attend his first encounter with Missie. He said "She needs some time to settle into her new home, but she's a beautiful beast and quite a challenge to ride. Hillary is still not convinced this is a good idea but she knows how important riding horses is to me."
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It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical that the black man is superior in all factions to his white counterpart. Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that previous studies indicated that the black man was superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior intellectually because of a smaller cranial area. "Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter than the white man", he continued. "While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch." "In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing the black man's meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes. Who is smarter? The black man, of course."
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