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"Whoa Jesus!"
"Yes Dad?"
-- me, Daniel
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"Well I been called LUCIFER...
And I been called SATAN...
But my name's RICHARD...
And YOU can call me DICK..."
-- Killdozer, "Richard"
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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
...
my typing is whit
shit"
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
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"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"
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"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
And we set out to make our next road kill.
The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
-- J. Stott and others
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