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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
       new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny
       ...'" -- Isaac Asimov




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"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." -- Truman Capote
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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
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"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn
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"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain
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